Dear Women, please accept that men came from a different planet than us. If we are not so different, we might not be attracted to one another at all (this might not apply to all of us). If we know about them better, we might be able to live a better and happier life. So stop fighting them... understand them and have fun along the way.
1. Please Know What You Want - This is our (women) biggest problem. We don't know what we want! We know what we don't want but we are not really sure of what we want. Man: Do you want to have pizza? Woman: Not really Man: Let's have kebab then. Woman: I don't think I want kebab. Man: Oooookay... what do you feel like having? Woman: Hmm.. I don't know, what about you? (And start that conversation from the beginning and continue a few laps until the man made the decision that the woman hated but followed anyway because the woman did not know what she wanted). Urgh! Exasperating. If we know what we want, life is so much easier for both gender, isn't it?
2. Attending An Opportunity Doesn't Mean He's Gonna Cheat or He Is Cheating On You - Why in the world that women do not give permissions for their husbands or boyfriends to enjoy free trips that they (women) are not included. Just because you cannot go, you stop him from going or if he went anyway, you'd make him feel guilty for the rest of his life. What's up with that? How is that fair? Stop thinking about you, let them enjoy the opportunity while he could, and you enjoy yours. My colleague told me.... No way I'm gonna join the company trip to Korea, my wife will nag me for so long, RM4000 worth of travel isn't worth it!
3. Football, Basketballs and Wresting are Their Soaps - Women are so disturbed by their spouses watching sports, people make advertisements about it. You watch your soap operas, Korean drama, TV3 soaps, E!, So You Think You Can Dance, etc everyday and when the sports day (Saturday) come, you pull a long face? Why-lah? Give 'em a break! Now, make some tea, grab a book and read something, woman!
4. They React Better When They Are Fed - Do not leave your men roaming around the house empty stomach. It'd do no good to anyone. What you can control is the amount of food and the quality they consume but the fact that they need food to behave properly cannot be denied.
5. They Want Sex Everyday -This is so true, nothing but true so help us God. There are times when they are afraid to make their moves but believe me, it's in their mind everyday... secretly hoping that we signal a green light.
6. They Don't Hide Underlying Meaning, Anywhere - Guys are so straightforward, their minds do not do layers. (Maybe they do layers when they are cheating but other than that... no layers).They mean 'fine' when they say 'fine'. Woman: What do you want for the anniversary? Man: Don't buy me anything. Woman: (He must want something special) Man: (Don't buy me anything, or perhaps a sexy nurse costume *wink*)
Another example, Woman: Could you help me to buy 2 bottles of milk? Man: Ok (went to the shop, grabbed 2 bottles of milk and went home) If the situation was reversed. Man: Could you help me to buy 2 bottles of milk? Woman: OK (Went to the shop, grabbed 4 bottles of milk, 3 bottles of orange juice, 4 kit kats, 2 coca cola, 3 Super Rings and the total bill could break a junior account)
7. They Like Attention - If you ignore your man, there are many out there who would pay attention. Trust me. The trick with men is, pay attention to them. They are boys, they want you to adore him, make him feel special. Do as what you want him to do to you and he will return the favor. He might not look like The Rock but neither are you Gisele Bundchen.
8. Their Dream of Becoming A Rock Star Hasn't Gone Away After All These Years - I'm not KIDDING!! Let them alone in the car while rock CD is playing and you can see the rockstar wannabe making an appearance. They think they can still pull a gig though they have touched the big FOR TEE.
9. They Love Their Kids - Women always underestimate the love guys have for their kids. They might not be Father of The Year materials but their hearts are softer when the kids are around. Appreciate that.
10. The Trash Can Wait Five Minutes - Do not nag. Please don't. Whatever you ask them to do, say it properly and wait. Taking trash out in the middle of a football game is not exactly encouraging. Asking them to go to the shop in the middle of the night when he's resting would require some motivation on his part. And again, don't nag. It's a major turn-off.
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